theme

poopflow:

call my nut a myth cause it’s about to get busted

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

First of all, calling it a “Circle Jerk” is geometrically innacurate, Second,


Anonymous -

What's your personality like?

scottthepilgrim:

every straight white boy stereotype you can think of

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

hervacationh0me:

quickweaves:

vinebox:

When girls tell they friends what to text their boyfriend

GOD

Smh lol