call my nut a myth cause it’s about to get busted
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
in pokemon you can battle a cop
you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie
What's your personality like?
every straight white boy stereotype you can think of
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing
When girls tell they friends what to text their boyfriend