I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
This, kids, is why you shouldn’t masturbate.
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALMOST A MONTH FOR THE EYE DOCTOR TO CALL AND TELL ME MY GLASSES WERE IN AND APPARENTLY THEY CALLED OVER A WEEK AGO AND M Y MOM JUST NOW TOLD ME
bet you didnt see that coming
whoa brock i’m just here to get my badge
the barber gave lil yung tha blair witch sign